the TINY stall

the TINY stall screamed my name. i wonder if the lady at the sink heard me sigh, under my breath when i saw the small space the bathroom designers actually expected me squeeze into. no kidding, my ass touched the sides of the blasted stall! but i really had to pee. and so i subjected [...]

deep-fried delights?

a deep fried chicken sandwich fashioned from a krispy kreme donut. uh, this here’s a deep fried chicken sandwich with raspberry filling in it! when chicken charlie’s originally released this delicacy, they topped it with cheese. apparently, that grossed out customers. so chicken charlie’s accommodated its customers. and voila! no more cheese. apparently no one [...]

i have arrived

i guess you could say i fulfill requirements for weird. of course, trying to emulate that intellectual aire of sophistication that seems to accompany rationalizing everything under the sun, i prefer the word eccentric. it bears less negative connotations, if you ask me. and yeah, y’are askin’ me, coz this here’s mah blog. eccentric. yeah. [...]